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    Being late?
    But I wasn't late..

    Forgetting an important date?
    But I didn't forget..

    Not going to an event?
    But I did go..



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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    Being late?
    But I wasn't late..

    Forgetting an important date?
    But I didn't forget..

    Not going to an event?
    But I did go..



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    Play it stupid
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    "I'd love to tell you, but it could compromise the investigation."

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    two words: Kidney Surgery.

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    Sorry I couldnt come cause my wife who is pregnant came down with a boy.

    That is all 3 excuses in one
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Best excuse ever.

    Tell them you're an alcoholic.


    Just like that SouthPark episode where the molesting teacher used that excuse to get out of legal trouble after sexually abusing one of her Kindergartners.

    Major LOLZ ensued.
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneWithSoul View Post
    Best excuse ever.

    Tell them you're an alcoholic.


    Just like that SouthPark episode where the molesting teacher used that excuse to get out of legal trouble after sexually abusing one of her Kindergartners.

    Major LOLZ ensued.
    I am curious how you got that idea now
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Being late? My Grandmother died.
    Forgetting an important date? My Grandmother died.
    Not going to an event? My Grandmother died.
    Etc. My Grandmother died.

    Throughout the course of my life, my grandmother has died about 147 times.
    So, when you failed to show up for your grandmother's funeral, what did you say?
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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    Sorry family, I couldn't make it to Grandma's funeral because my grandmother died.

    It totally works, and it's even true!
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    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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