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    How in the hell does an ENFP need help with this???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amargith View Post
    How in the hell does an ENFP need help with this???
    The thread title clearly states GOOD excuses.

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    Being late? There was an accident, lots of traffic, I got into a fender bender, my battery died, my car wouldn't start and will need to take it to the shop to find out why, I wasn't feeling well earlier but decided to come into work anyway, had a small family emergency this morning

    Forgetting an important date? apologize but going through a lot lately as in someone died, someone's in the hospital, you just got dumped or our of a long term relationship, financial troubles, etc etc

    Not going to an event?
    any of the above could apply to this shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amargith View Post
    How in the hell does an ENFP need help with this???
    She's been terrified of lying since she was a kid / because she told a lie once when she was 5 and the next day her grandmother died / and her older brother told her it was her fault / but her other grandmother died last month and she realized she doesn't have any grandmothers left to kill with her deceitfulness so it's okay to start lying again.

    Her dog ate her creativity / it isn't really a dog / it is Satan himself / it isn't really Satan, it's just an alien / it wasn't really her creativity it was her homework / aliens eat homework apparently.

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    Just tell them you couldn't pick up your little brother from baseball practice because you were getting high.

    They'll understand.
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    JJJ, you're scaring me a little.

    If you're going to be late, just call. Then you don't have to show up late and breathless and full of ... excuses.

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    Dude, I still have trouble with hard core lying, but overexaggeration and lies of omission are your greatest friends here. And I dunno about others, but my temperament kinda made it vital for me to be good at explaining myself with good excuses *looks at Peguy*
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    If it's a guy you're making the excuse to just cough delicately and utter the magic words: "Yeast infection." We don't know, we don't want to know.

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    ah yes...cramps!


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