Being late? There was an accident, lots of traffic, I got into a fender bender, my battery died, my car wouldn't start and will need to take it to the shop to find out why, I wasn't feeling well earlier but decided to come into work anyway, had a small family emergency this morning
Forgetting an important date? apologize but going through a lot lately as in someone died, someone's in the hospital, you just got dumped or our of a long term relationship, financial troubles, etc etc
Not going to an event?
any of the above could apply to this shit
How in the hell does an ENFP need help with this???
She's been terrified of lying since she was a kid / because she told a lie once when she was 5 and the next day her grandmother died / and her older brother told her it was her fault / but her other grandmother died last month and she realized she doesn't have any grandmothers left to kill with her deceitfulness so it's okay to start lying again.
Her dog ate her creativity / it isn't really a dog / it is Satan himself / it isn't really Satan, it's just an alien / it wasn't really her creativity it was her homework / aliens eat homework apparently.
Just tell them you couldn't pick up your little brother from baseball practice because you were getting high.
Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?
Dude, I still have trouble with hard core lying, but overexaggeration and lies of omission are your greatest friends here. And I dunno about others, but my temperament kinda made it vital for me to be good at explaining myself with good excuses *looks at Peguy*