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    I was reading a magazine article this morning and I kept reading tyranny as tranny . Suffice it to say the article stopped making sense until my brain allowed me to read it properly.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Feel free to hate me but sometimes I am mixing STDs with STJs.

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    "Short Essay on the Monetary Monopoly" --> "Short Essay on Monopoly Money"

    I'm not too proud to say I would have been more interested in that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    My personality is a Mask > My personality is a Mac

    But is it a dirty mac?

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    Another one today: I was at the bookstore and I saw a novel called "Luncheon of the Boating Party". I thought it said "Loneliness is a Boring Party".

    Novels haven't been interesting me much lately and I thought maybe I'd found an exception for a moment, but...nah.

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    30 thousand US troops deployed > 30 thousand US troops destroyed


    Type the person above you or me or someone else based on the greek humors. > Type the person above you or me or someone else based on geek humor.

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    A couple of weeks ago I bought a shampoo for blond hair that said, "Eight out of ten women will notice the difference."

    So far no woman has brought it up.
    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

    -τὸ γὰρ γράμμα ἀποκτέννει, τὸ δὲ πνεῦμα ζῳοποιεῖ-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    Type the person above you or me or someone else based on the greek humors. > Type the person above you or me or someone else based on geek humor.
    That's classic.
    "How can I be, all I want to be,
    When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints
    And crush this charade, shred this sad, masquerade"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeq5v7L3WM

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    Wanted to buy a candybar today. Misread "Dark chocolate" as "Dork chocolate". I have no self-esteem.
    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

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    Sometimes I just get my mords wixed, or put the em"pha"sis on the wrong sy"la"ble, but miss-reading and miss-interpreting are way more fun.

    As a young child I insisted it was "Grampa's eye piece, and bless us all", how embarrassing, to find it to be "Grant us thy peace"
    Stupid people piss me off....
    no wonder I get angry with myself!!! lol

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