It said: Why Colleges Don’t Do More to Rein In Frats
I read: Why Colleges Don't Do More to Rein in Farts
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.
i read cranberry as celebrity soy sauce and was like that's not right somethings wrong because earlier i proccessed the space saver thread title as something having to do with salmon i was lik i've been in alaska that's why. and so instead of thinking celebrity looked odd i was like oh it's probably just celebrity sauce like that's completely normal and soy sauce is fucking strange. then i realized my mistake and finally realized it said cranberry. apparently my subconscious thinks eating a sauce made out of celebrities is completely kosher while soy sauce is disgusting. i actually do like soy sauce fyi my subconsicous doesn't but i don't always agree.