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    Mobile Friendly Changes as Mildly Friendly Oranges
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
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    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
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    Not exactly a misreading, but I do always read "NT Rationale" as the mas caliente "NT Rationalé".

    (It makes me feel more excited to be an NT. )
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
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    I just saw a box in the freezer labeled "Brown rice" and I thought it said "Brioche pie". And I was like, "Whaaat? That sounds amazing!"

    But then it was boring old rice. Boo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    Just misread 'internist cardiologist' as 'internet cardiologist'

    Heh...sounded kinda fishy to me.
    both do
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    I just saw a box in the freezer labeled "Brown rice" and I thought it said "Brioche pie". And I was like, "Whaaat? That sounds amazing!"

    But then it was boring old rice. Boo.
    you keep rice in the freezer? that's like trying to feed rice to polar bears it doesn't work. did you know the polar bear liver has so much vitamin a if some animal ate it they would die from an overdose vitamin a?
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    "Is the person above you secretly typed?" instead of "Is the person above you accurately typed?"
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    "I had the honor of meeting her" as "I had the horror of meeting her"

    "Wow, God did a good job in making the universe" as "Wow, God did a good job in mocking the universe"

    "Has being categorized ever been useful or beneficial to you?" as "Has being castrated ever been useful or beneficial to you?"

    "Obesity Cured in Mice" as "Obscurity Cured in Mice"image.jpg


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    how can u tell that an INTJ hates you or he is just preferring his cocoon

    how can you tell that an INTJ hates you or he is just rejecting your coupons
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    "Karma: Real or Abduction?"
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