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    i keep reading the title of this one thread as: who give a fuck about toes
    when its who the fuck gives a toss

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    food salads get stamped
    food stamps get slashed

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    The mortality of NTs instead of the morality of NTs
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    I received a shipment of fish oil capsules in the mail yesterday from a company called Physician Recommended Nutriceuticals (a portmanteau of nutritional pharmaceuticals).

    Every time I look at the box and the bottles full of capsules I read "Physician Recommended Neuticles"...

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    Welcome to the PenisVerse: A Different Kind of Reality



    (Welcome to the E-NiVerse: A Different Kind of Reality; no offence to Ene)

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    I was searching for something in a building code earlier today and instead of "Cathodic protection" I read "Catholic protection".

    I thought to myself, "Catholic protection? I thought they didn't use protection."

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    I may have already posted this, but it still makes me laugh.

    I was picking up my bf in college and he lived on campus so I always had to park in weird places. That particular day I found a spot with a parking sign saying "Genius II." "This was meant for me," I smugly said to myself, "How thoughtful this world is." My boyfriend got in the car and I couldn't resist pointing the sign out to him saying: "It's like they knew I was coming here for I am a genius." He looked at the sign, and attempted to hide a grin and said, "The sign reads "Genesis II" because this is a women's shelter."

    Oops.

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    mortician

    morticon

    Idunno what a morticon is, probably a transformer.

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    Not really a misreading per se. There is a file on my computer called "Legal Analysis of Contract.pdf". The whole file name doesn't show up in Finder and gets abbreviated with an ellipsis in the middle. It just so happens that it shows in Finder as "Legal Anal...Contract.pdf".

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