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    My best friend sent me a message about how much she loves eating spicy dicks...

    It was spicy STICKS....

    I have no idea why I read dicks .

    Gave me a good laugh though

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    There is a candy/ice cream shop in my neighborhood called Sweet Harts. But the sign is very flowy script and the first time I passed it I thought it said Sweet Farts. I was thinking, "That is a TERRIBLE name for a store!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    There is a candy/ice cream shop in my neighborhood called Sweet Harts. But the sign is very flowy script and the first time I passed it I thought it said Sweet Farts. I was thinking, "That is a TERRIBLE name for a store!"

    Hahahahaha before I read wat u wrote. I saw the pic and thought " WTF!!?? Sweet farts????????

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    NF's not standing NT's

    reads like

    NF's withstanding NT's.

    Freudian since it's a honeypot thread.

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    I read: "Conceited Woman"

    It actually said: "Connected Woman"

    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

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    I read:
    Armed Feces Day

    It said:
    Armed Forces Day

    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

    approx 55% ES, 90% TJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairdoug View Post
    i have to try to log in repeatedly before i'm actually allowed into my account- i keep just getting bumped back to the login screen.
    I thought it said

    "I just keep getting humped back to the login screen" followed by the thought: surely, the mods wouldn't...
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