Not necessarily humorous, but I misread "Responding to calls and texts" and "Responding to walls of text," which seemed perfectly likely.
Not board related, but I saw a salon called HAIR SLICKS. The signage was in a flowy sans serif and it really, really looked like it said HAIR SUCKS. I couldn't believe someone wouldn't notice or mention that during the design process.
Heard on the news:
"The crime area's just around the corner"
News announcer actually said:
"The primary's just around the corner"
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.