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    Scan the frontpage where it shows the last thread posted to in each subforum:

    Sexuality and Mature Topics .....Rimming

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    Health and Fitness ......I'm beginning to like rimming (actual: I'm beginning to like running)


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    "Sharing Meditation" --> Sharing Medication.

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    I added a letter to a friend's status update on FB the other day...and wondered why in the world she would announce something like that...

    Actual FB status:
    " I feel the need for a good GNO."

    The way I read it:
    " I feel the need for a good GYNO."

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    I was driving past a LIFETIME FITNESS, and some of the letters were burnt out, so it read: IF TIME FITNESS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paradigm-shift View Post
    I was driving past a LIFETIME FITNESS, and some of the letters were burnt out, so it read: IF TIME FITNESS.
    HA, that's a great one!

    I was riding a ferry with my BFF once, and there were two signs next to each other. The one on the left read NO GUM.

    I sat staring bewilderedly at the sign on the right, wondering that in God's name CHEW ONLY meant.

    No gum? How can you chew at all? Yet you can only chew? What??

    Finally I realized the sign on the right actually said CREW ONLY. It was completely unrelated to the sign on the left.

    I started laughing, and when my friend asked me what I was laughing at, I told her.

    She goes, "I DID THE SAME THING! But I wasn't going to say anything because I thought it sounded too stupid!"

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    "Polyphasic Sleep" --> Polyphasic Sheep

    It took a good few hours to notice the original spelling.

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    Not necessarily humorous, but I misread "Responding to calls and texts" and "Responding to walls of text," which seemed perfectly likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour View Post
    Not necessarily humorous, but I misread "Responding to calls and texts" and "Responding to walls of text," which seemed perfectly likely.


    Not board related, but I saw a salon called HAIR SLICKS. The signage was in a flowy sans serif and it really, really looked like it said HAIR SUCKS. I couldn't believe someone wouldn't notice or mention that during the design process.

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    I have one where my ears weren't working right.

    Heard on the news:
    "The crime area's just around the corner"

    News announcer actually said:
    "The primary's just around the corner"

    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

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    Not exactly all that humorous.

    Three Word Story -> Three Weed Story

    and a few threads down -

    Citizen Cope -> Citizen Dope


    I don't know where those came from.

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