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    In dentistry there is a tool called the High Volume Evacuator. Everyone in my dental assisting class kept saying High Volume Ejaculator... not on purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by entropie View Post
    Family planning device, use rear entrance.

    Edit: Just now:

    Family planning device, use rear entropie.
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    I read alot of things like that... usually to quite comical effect. Half of which I adopt into my actual speech >.>;



    "Ugly" was accidentally typo'd as "ughly" due to gh on the keyboard. I've since adopted it. Not quite the same as misreading, but very similar.

    Actual misreading though occured with Shattrath in WoW, the major city in outland for the game... I once misread it as shit-trash O.o; ...Of course... it's a pretty accurate discriptor, honestly.

    Most of the rest aren't really socially acceptable to relate on this board without getting banned XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by paradox fox View Post
    Family planning device, use rear entrance.

    Edit: Just now:

    Family planning device, use rear entropie.
    Well it would WORK wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    Most of the rest aren't really socially acceptable to relate on this board without getting banned XD
    You're such a tease!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mort Belfry View Post
    That's spooky, as Freudian as it sounds I read that last word as motherfucker.
    I read it as "sexy motherfucker" ops!
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    I keep looking at that Extreme Empaths thread and thinking Extreme Sociopaths or Extreme Psychopaths.

    I think it's because the word "extreme" often doesn't have a positive connotation.

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    Whenever I see Fidelia's "Vibration Trainer Machines" thread I read it as "Vibrator Training Machines."



    I have a bit of a problem



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    When I see "Jennifer Love Hewitt" I momentarily read it as "Jennifer Loves Hewitt." And I think, "Go, Jennifer!" And then I think "but who is this Hewitt person? Hope he's nice."

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