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    What's the most intelligent thing that ever came out of the mouth of a woman ?

    Right, Einsteins dick -.-
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    INTJ:
    Knock Knock

    Recipient: Wait, what?
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    INTJ:
    Knock Knock

    Recipient: Wait, what?
    That's like the most lame joke evah
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    hahahahhaa sorrryyyy I had to joke the INTJ's
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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    *thinks to self...Is the original reason 'delete browsing history' is my home page because of checking out internet porn? i forgot.*
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    Q: Why Bruce Willis didn't got a part in "Titanic" ?


    A: Because he would have saved them all.

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    Q: What's the difference between a garbage bag full of dead babies and a Cadillac?

    A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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    One of my favorites:


    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"

    Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

    Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

    And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

    - Geoff Anandappa

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