I'll make you some Belgian Waffles topped with strawberries and whip cream, and then for dessert we'll have a special type of french toast, that has like 1000 calories per serving but it's "oh so good."
Really? Someone understands my love of waffles and french toast! Yea, you are taking me out for food sometime. I need to like, exercise a ton though.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex