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    I was just thinking about the concept of heaven and hell. Christianity and a few other religions teach us that all good people go to heaven where everything is good an comfortable, and the bad ones will burn in hell where they will suffer a lot of pain for the rest of eternity. But the real question to me was for a long time: where do all the bad masochists go then? I mean, if they like pain, why don't they go to heaven then, or do they get spanked there as well? After a while I decideed that if there is such thing as hell, it must be different for everyone. So now I wonder, what would hell look like for all the 16 types? This is my conclusion:

    ESTJ - An anarchy, where no one even listens to them.
    ISTJ - Woodstock, 1969.
    ESFJ - A messy house on a garbage dump, far away from where all the other people live.
    ISFJ - A place where you can hear hundrerds of little orphans die from hunger and where is no way to help them.
    ESTP - Some place where parties, beer and sex are forbidden.
    ISTP - Somewhere you're not allowed to do anything practical and where you are ought to philosophise about abstract things.
    ESFP - Any place where talking is forbidden.
    ISFP - Any place where everything and everyone is ugly.
    ENTP - Any place where humor and noncomformism are forbidden.
    INTP - Somwhere you're not allowed to think.
    ENTJ - Serving as a slave forever.
    INTJ - A party that's full of shallow people.
    ENFP - A small, grey box without an exit.
    INFP - Deathlineland, the place where all the happy little cheerfull Deathlines live together peacefully and where they beat you up when you're procrastinating.
    ENFJ - Not being able to make others happy.
    INFJ - An eternal battlefield. And with no cute little cuddly kittens around.

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    I wonder which type invented heaven/hell? If it was a person, they would have either been imaginative or manipulative and cunning, for the former INFP, the later ENTX maybe... Nice stereotyping btw, I think INTJs applies to most other types, perhaps this list could be sorted into temperament to start with?
    NF- Being forced to kill kittens and puppies with their bare hands
    NT- Being forced to watch degrading children's cartoons for eternity
    SP- Sentenced to an eternity of theoretical research
    SJ- Anything that keeps them on edge, surprise!!!
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    Hell for INFP's would be a place where everyone small talks about part-time jobs, the weather, and what Susan did for New Years 24/7.
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    Anyone who canít go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker."
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    Thank you. I like stereotyping and being stereotyped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Kar View Post
    Thank you. I like stereotyping and being stereotyped.
    Hell for all NFs would be incessant stereotyping

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    Hell for all NFs would be incessant stereotyping
    Indeed it would judging by some of the reactions on that other thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rainoneventide View Post
    Hell for INFP's would be a place where everyone small talks about part-time jobs, the weather, and what Susan did for New Years 24/7.
    this is true.
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    Swap your INFJ and INFP.

    Also, ENFJ one doesn't sound that bad compared to the rest. Many ENFJs must already live in Hell?
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    Hell for me?

    I'd say it was a really desolate, cold, featureless and rainy place with no technology, no books, and primitive, inadequate shelters that appeared randomly, and only lasted for two hours at a time before disappearing again. Everyone would be my enemy and trying to kill me (they would always think they had killed me and walk off, but I couldn't die, I would just end up paralyzed in severe pain for an hour), but I could occasionally make one my friend. The thing is, I'd always be forced by some impulse to betray and kill this friend, and eat their corpse for food sooner or later (even though I wouldn't die without food, I'd still experience hunger pain). This would be the only food (though I'd always be craving other kinds of food). And it would go on for eternity.

    Oh, and additionally... I'd be naked, dirty, smelly, covered in infected paper cuts that somehow didn't draw blood, and have a constant cold and migraine (though those would dissipate and return at random, just so I could get used to feeling a bit healthy before getting sick again). Everyone else (the people trying to "kill" me) would be well-dressed, beautiful, and clean, and would constantly tease me about my condition in addition to trying to "kill" me. Worse, I'd have to watch just the ones I befriended against my will (above) slowly end up like me.

    The battlefield thing was close, I guess.

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