I was just thinking about the concept of heaven and hell. Christianity and a few other religions teach us that all good people go to heaven where everything is good an comfortable, and the bad ones will burn in hell where they will suffer a lot of pain for the rest of eternity. But the real question to me was for a long time: where do all the bad masochists go then? I mean, if they like pain, why don't they go to heaven then, or do they get spanked there as well? After a while I decideed that if there is such thing as hell, it must be different for everyone. So now I wonder, what would hell look like for all the 16 types? This is my conclusion:
ESTJ - An anarchy, where no one even listens to them.
ISTJ - Woodstock, 1969.
ESFJ - A messy house on a garbage dump, far away from where all the other people live.
ISFJ - A place where you can hear hundrerds of little orphans die from hunger and where is no way to help them.
ESTP - Some place where parties, beer and sex are forbidden.
ISTP - Somewhere you're not allowed to do anything practical and where you are ought to philosophise about abstract things.
ESFP - Any place where talking is forbidden.
ISFP - Any place where everything and everyone is ugly.
ENTP - Any place where humor and noncomformism are forbidden.
INTP - Somwhere you're not allowed to think.
ENTJ - Serving as a slave forever.
INTJ - A party that's full of shallow people.
ENFP - A small, grey box without an exit.
INFP - Deathlineland, the place where all the happy little cheerfull Deathlines live together peacefully and where they beat you up when you're procrastinating.
ENFJ - Not being able to make others happy.
INFJ - An eternal battlefield. And with no cute little cuddly kittens around.