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    Senior Member swordpath's Avatar
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    Default Would you rather be attacked by 13 monkeys or 3 gorillas?

    I figure with the monkeys, since they aren't quite as powerful, it will take more blows before I'm dead and thus more pain to endure. It's only 3 gorillas, yet, I think one solid hit over the head by just one of them will leave me face down in the dirt with no pulse.

    I vote 3 gorillas. 3 gorillas is what I put in my vote for.

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    3 gorillas, I don't have the stamina to fight off 13 monkeys. Also like you said one solid hit and that would be it, much better than being alive and ripped to shreds.
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    Yeah, I figure I'm screwed no matter which animal or number of animals I fight, so I'm thinking about what's the most painless death. Naw mean?

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    Well that was the reasoning behind me getting a motorcycle. I figured I'd rather go out with a bang, than a slow torturous death.
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    13 monkees.

    No chance facing 3 gorilla's. Monkey's are naturally more defensive and might be intimidated by my fluffyness as I pee all over them to scare them away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beat View Post
    I figure with the monkeys, since they aren't quite as powerful, it will take more blows before I'm dead and thus more pain to endure. It's only 3 gorillas, yet, I think one solid hit over the head by just one of them will leave me face down in the dirt with no pulse.

    I vote 3 gorillas. 3 gorillas is what I put in my vote for.

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    Honey, I think you've achieved critical sun exposure out there in the desert. Now, put on a hat and sunblock and stop taking the "vitamins."


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    hmmm, do i have any weapons? Katana? M-16? My pocket utility knife?

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    Ooo Beat is in the desert too? I thought you were talking to me Iwakar, lol.. May I ask another American in the Middle East????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eiddy View Post
    Ooo Beat is in the desert too? I thought you were talking to me Iwakar, lol.. May I ask another American in the Middle East????
    There are more deserts out there than the Sahara, but take solice in the fact that your desert is the greatest of them all! :P
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