dude, why are so many people picking Gorillas? Is my knowledge about Gorillas fundamentally different somehow? Last I checked, a gorilla weighed, oh i dunno.... around FOUR HUNDRED FRIKKIN POUNDS!!! And I bet everyone that said gorillas is under 200 or so.... how the hell are you gonna take just ONE gorilla?! bite his ear off, tyson style?
Either way, I wouldn't have much chance. Maybe the gorillas. I've read a bit more about them, so I'd have more chance of being able to imitate submissive behaviour and run away (or back off slowly, more like it).
In a true fight, no single human has much chance against meduim to large primates strength wise. They can rip you apart like a paper doll.
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I'd take the monkeys. Vicious little beasts I can hopefully out-vicious Gorillas are too big. But if it's quick death you're chasing, then the gorillas would probably be a better choice. Would gorillas quarter you and monkeys have a picnic with your carcass? I'm not that familiar with the eating habits of primates.
Originally Posted by nozflubber
Monkeys are wild, undisciplined and unorganized soldiers.