Well. Results are in.
Jack took the test. Rather.. I read MBTI test questions out loud to the cat.
His consistent lack of response to any of the questions... along with his piercing [yet utterly indifferent] gaze, and his abrupt departure from the room before I was finished, indicates that he is without a doubt INTP.
Evidence of the typical INTP response to affection...
..and that "Trademark INTP Gaze"
Yes, it's still brutal.