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    Thumbs down LadyJaye on a Moped vs. a Liger

    Last night, Jaye and I saw two grizzly bears fighting.

    Jaye: "They're the ultimate killing machine. What if a grizzly bear fought a lion? A tiger? A Moose?"

    Me: "A hippo would take it down."

    This lead to grizzly bears versus golden eagles, a toucan, and an owl. According to Jaye, this is how the latter scenario would transpire:

    Bear: RAWR!!

    Owl: HOOT!

    Bear: RAWR!!

    Owl: HOOT!

    [36 hours later....]

    Bear: RAWR!

    Owl: HOOT!

    It would be a draw.

    But what about a more difficult scenario? What about LadyJaye naked on a moped but wearing a helmet, versus a liger?

    Things to consider before making your answer:

    *The moped is a standard issue 80's TOMOS with a full gas tank of about 2 gallons and a range of 40 miles per gallon, and Jaye is creating no wind extra wind drag by being free of clothes

    *The Liger has had no circus training, cannot ride a moped, does not have a license to legally do so, and has no where important to be at the moment of this challenge

    *Both he and LadyJaye have had a nutritious breakfast, adequate sleep, proper hydration, and will not be involving law enforcement at any time

    *The Liger may or may not be open to new experiences

    *LadyJaye has plenty of gas money stuffed in her helmet
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    Well, this isn't even a fair fight. Poor liger, he might as well stay home.
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    Pfft, liger.

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    Here is the 'ped:



    Here is the Liger:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Well, this isn't even a fair fight. Poor liger, he might as well stay home.
    Jaye feels the same way. She's quite filled with braggadocios and hubris.

    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Pfft, liger.
    Come on. He looks pretty fat and unmotivated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post
    Come on. He looks pretty fat and unmotivated.
    So do I, but I can be pretty tough in a fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post

    *LadyJaye has plenty of gas money stuffed in her helmet
    irrelevant.
    gas is free when you're naked.
    we fukin won boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    So do I, but I can be pretty tough in a fight.
    Do you have any skillz you can share so we might know what to expect from a semi-motivated yet BMI-challenged liger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nocap View Post
    irrelevant.
    gas is free when you're naked.
    Excellent point, but I wish to counter that statement with a recession year.
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    Some additional conditions need to be clarified:

    1. Is the liger a good conversationalist?
    2. Does the liger respond to heckling?
    3. Is the liger good at trash talking?

    All the above may lead to LJ forgetting about the fight altogether and enjoy the ensuing bonhomie.

    4. How much information does the liger have -- does it, for example, have awareness of LJ's ENFP status? Just sitting there, looking fat and unmotivated is an active and often successful strategy to kill us by activating our insatiable curiosity.

    Also, take the TOMOS away and give the liger a chance. Ligers have feelings too.

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    I would need further analysis of the liger's 'nutritious' breakfast.

    The liger has a shot if he can let loose a mystical fart within the first 15 seconds of the fight. After that, LadyJaye's fackeltanz will have had chance to gain full momentum, and with the nakedness and moped she'd be unstoppable.

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