Does Jaye have a head start? I've driven one of those things before, don't they only go ~35mph max.? Yeah... either way I think the Liger would own with two leaps and a bound... those cats are BIG. But I'm sure when he catches up he will have some compassion, I mean, who in their right state of mind would be riding a moped naked in the first place?
Furthermore, the Liger would certainly catch up when she stopped for fuel.
Oh yeah, and whoever said they should breed, don't worry, I think all Ligers are naturally sterile.
The terms of engagement just weren't made clear. Are we thinking
1. a UWF wrestling match (liger stands a chance)
2. a WWF wrestling macth (LJ wins for better trash talking)
2. a kickboxing competition (LJ gets LLoyd Dobler to help)
3. will they sit across from each other and send earthshattering brainwaves until one caves (LJ wins)
4. a dance-off (LJ likely has better moves although liger may enlist Napoleon Dynamite to help).
LJ - choose the WWF scenario. I'm taking bets. 100 to 1 odds people.
Is this a race then? Hmmmm personally I think LJ needs a handicap if the poor liger's going to keep up. Unless it manage to shred the tires off the moped or knock her off right at the beginning. Although it'll have to contend with LJ's fackletanz.
Does she have a "phone a space whale" option? Can she ride a space whale vice the moped?
Basically what I'm asking is: Are space whales likely to be involved to any level? If not, I'm afraid the outcome appears grim for nekkid, rough-riding Lady-Jens; as impressive of a jam that it would be. I don't think the Liger would triumph unscathed though, probably a few missing teeth, it's pelt possibly hanging from a nearby telephone pole, and then there's the likelihood of a rencounter where Jaye is better equipped and more determined than ever.