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    Question France poised to disclose presence of Extra Terrestrials on Earth

    I have my doubts as to how serious a news item this is, so I posted it in the Bonfire.

    The words 'Nous ne sommes pas seuls' or 'We are not alone' will be somberly pronounced this week by a senior Government official of the nation that brought the world 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité'.

    France is set to concede that it is aware of an alien presence on earth by no later than Friday.

    Paris has chosen follow the lead of maverick UFO nation Brazil and resist US pressure to continue delaying disclosure until America feels it is ready for the event.

    It is believed that a telephone hot-line has been set up in Paris to deal with queries from panicky citizens.

    A special division of France's police department is also to be established: to handle UFO reports.

    The French have gone to so much effort to protect their culture from encroaching 'Anglo-Saxon' influences and now they are preparing to protect their culture from what might be even more powerful extraterrestrial forces.

    It is believed Holland and Germany are set to soon follow France's lead. //M. Cohen
    MINA Breaking News - France poised to disclose presence of Extra Terrestrials on Earth

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    Neat.
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    We told them the press embargo lasted until 7/31. I need to make a vid-phone call.

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    I hope this is real, I would like to meet these extra-terrestrials.

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    I SMELL FRENCH FAGGOTRY SHENANIGANS HERE

    Blackmail and Eck, plz verify presence of french shenanigans sirs. WE NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!@#L@:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nozflubber View Post
    Blackmail and Eck, plz verify presence of french shenanigans sirs. WE NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!@#L@:
    It would also be a good time to verify to us that you're actually human. Especially you Eck.

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    i hope this is real, too. i love when big events happen and shake people up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peguy View Post
    It would also be a good time to verify to us that you're actually human. Especially you Eck.
    Dude, I bet Radiohead is all aliens, and their uberest fans like Eck are also aliens. OK Computer is an album cataloguing their travels to this strange planet.

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    I'm skeered.
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    ALIENS! I WANNA MEET THEM!
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