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    The Memes Justify the End EcK's Avatar
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    Enrico's penis enlargement surgery: We love you as you are!

    Rather than hiding his tiny secret, the singer has admitted to his shortcomings and said that he would like to endorse extra-small condoms to compensate.

    The Sun newspaper quotes Enrique saying, "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small."
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    LOL at the gummy bear surgery. That is just so awesome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. I heard she came in second in last years Kentucky Derby. If anyone needs plastic surgery, it's her.
    Jock, I'm highly suprised this is coming from you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Jennifer Grey, who played Baby in Dirty Dancing, got a nose job a few years ago. As a result, now no one recognizes her. She got rid of her most distinguishing feature!



    Perhaps together we can prevent future tragedies. What plastic surgery procedures should never happen?
    I kinda like the one on the right better. Not sure why.

    But I agree that the original Nikki Cox looks better.

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    IMO, George Lucas can never have neck liposuction or chinoplasty, or whatever you call it when an unfortunate chinless soul gets a fake chin.
    I dunno, a green screen and motion capture could work wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    Jock, I'm highly suprised this is coming from you...
    Why? Do I look like a horse?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. I heard she came in second in last years Kentucky Derby.
    Hmm, she must have been training, the year before she came in fourth.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    I kinda like the one on the right better. Not sure why.
    I think she looks good and more conventionally beautiful... but not as distinctive. There's nothing that makes her leap out. (Julia Roberts for example has a wide mouth that helps make her more distinctive.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Why? Do I look like a horse?
    Nay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    Nay
    So is that a yes? I'd also like to say that the ambiguity in that statement is incredible and you deserve an award.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    So is that a yes? I'd also like to say that the ambiguity in that statement is incredible and you deserve an award.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post

    Enrico's penis enlargement surgery: We love you as you are!

    Rather than hiding his tiny secret, the singer has admitted to his shortcomings and said that he would like to endorse extra-small condoms to compensate.

    The Sun newspaper quotes Enrique saying, "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small."
    He might have a small dick, but he still has his pick of women.

    Why if I didn't know any better, I'd say that he is rubbing those facts in all the other guys' faces.
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