That night, a 245 pound (at that time) bodybuilder dressed up as redneck Barbie mocked himself for the sake of raising $345 in tips to contribute to the charity. The reason my tips were so high was at the end of the song I did a front split. I pulled my hamstring in the process, and it was purple for 3 weeks, but $20 bills fell from the sky when that happened, and the 7 rounds of shots that followed the routine masked the pain until the next morning. All for a good cause...
This post is useless without pics.
I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.
I always figured they were just to make one taller, but my room mate informed me that wasn't the point. so what is the point?
They arch your back, thus sticking out your female goods for display. They make your calves look longer and more toned. They make you walk and carry yourself differently.
So basically, they are supposed to make you look sexier and more sophisticated and feeling sexier/more sophisticated is a secondary effect. I'm pretty sure whoever invented high heels did so purey for the aesthetic purposes.
However, speaking for myself some high heels and wedges can make me feel grown and sexy in a way that lends confidence - basically I can still walk in them!
If any pair of shoes makes it hard to walk or makes you feel self-concious or uneasy, the purpose is defeated. So if high heels don't do it for you, don't wear them.
Practically speaking - I need to hem a lot of my jeans so in lieu of that platform heels do the trick.
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde