HAHAHAHA!!!!! You're awful!!!!! I love your honesty.
Hmm how to make an ENFP (I think I am one anyway?) feel like a million bucks? Well I don't know, but I can tell you how you can make me feel like a million bucks. My husband or very, very close friends tell me most of these things (or clients for the class-related comments), so maybe it's the person rather than the statement sometimes?
"I really enjoyed your lessons. They helped me get a new job/pass a test/etc., and they were really fun."
"Thanks for listening to me. It really helped."
"Wow, now it's so easy to understand!"
"I get it!!!!" (And you see the light dawn - what an AWESOME feeling!)
"I feel that you understand me and I can relate to you, and you understand what I say."
"We have a special connection that I cannot explain, but I'm so glad you're my friend/a part of my life."
"I love you just for being you and being a part of my life!" (Wow, when my husband says this, it makes me just wanna and and )!
"You have helped me become a little kid again and discover things about myself that I've forgotten!"
"You're a wonderful woman! You can be a role model and an inspiration for others."
"You look really nice today!"
"I love hearing you laugh. It makes my heart jump inside."
"I enjoy debating with you. You opened up my mind to something I hadn't considered before."
"You make us think!"
"Your classes are challenging but fun. You push us, but not too far!"
"What a new and creative idea!"
"Wow, you thought of something I hadn't even thought of before - quite interesting!"
"You're crazy, but in a great, interesting way!"
"What do you think about this?" (Makes me feel that my opinion counts.)
"You're a bright, intelligent woman who is capable."
I'm sure there are others, but you get the general gist.
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