Ridiculous. Betty was the obvious choice. Loyal, considerate, loving, etc, while Veronica is a manipulative, snobby, egotistical, brat. But eh... it's just a story. And hey, maybe Jughead will propose to Betty instead.
Actually, I heard that after the proposal, Jughead and Reggie announced they were moving to Iowa.
I know a girl, she's one of a kind
But the poor little thing, she's going out of her mind
There's something you forgot - there's a reason why she's lost
Cos baby she don't want to be found
Archie just made a big mistake. He's going to be regretting it when he catches Veronica and Reggie getting down in a couple of years. I'll be running to the front of the line to pick up Archie's seconds, so outta the way!
The one good thing about this is imagining Mr. Lodge getting the news, I bet he'll be apoplectic. That's probably half the reason Veronica's marrying the poor sap.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.