SP: You need some structure in your life, I don't even see how you're going to be successful like that!
SJ (female): No, I promise you look good, why do you worry so much?
SJ (any): No, you're wrong because (insert obviously wrong statement here)
NF (that is attached to you): I'm sorry, but I really just don't care.
NT (that you don't know well): I AM SO SAD!!!! (insert guilt trip/sob story here)