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    I took this test a while back, and just sat it again for the 5th time in the hope of getting my proper type, but I thought I would post it anyway, because the type descriptions are hilarious:


    Loser- INTP

    20% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 33% Judging

    Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

    Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

    Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

    On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid!
    Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

    I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

    Brutally honest personality test
    Obviously I am not an INTP lol, here is the INFP description which is just too funny:

    Pollyanna- INFP

    So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

    Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

    Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

    Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

    You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

    Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

    Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    Your Score: Freak- INFJ
    20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 73% Judging

    Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."

    Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.

    You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

    You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

    You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.

    You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.
    Same result...

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    as much as the description sucks I am on a role with my ENFP scoring

    Your Score: Scumbag- ENFP
    53% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 13% Thinking, 13% Judging

    I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

    Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

    I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

    Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

    Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.
    ~t ...in need of hugs please...
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    Extroverted (E) 63.16% Intuitive (N) 60.53% Feeling (F) 84.38% Perceiving (P) 87.1% ~Your type is: ENFP

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    You guys got your proper type, and I got INTP 5 times lol does this mean I am really an INTP with a repressed T? (kidding, I am all F)
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    What a surprise, I'm a "Crackpot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    What a surprise, I'm a "Crackpot."
    Had to post the type description here, for my amusement:

    People hate you.

    Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.
    But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

    I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

    That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

    Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

    How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    People don't hate me. And no one here hates me.

    They're just jealous of my ingenuity!

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    Your Score: Pollyanna- INFP
    33% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 26% Judging
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
    ~ John Rogers

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    How does it feel to know that you're barely unique? Of all the personality types you could have had, you ended up with the most common in all of America....
    ...Sorry, but you're just plain pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimpei View Post
    I can't imagine the kind of chaos this world would hold if it were otherwise. We need you guys.
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
    ~ John Rogers

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