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  1. #61
    Senior Member NewEra's Avatar
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    Criminal- ISTP

    13% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 40% Judging



    Rules? Hah! Who needs rules? They merely prevent you from doing your own thing, right? Down with the MAN!

    Wow. I wasn't aware that you had access to OKCupid! in prison. And if you're not behind bars, all signs say you're well on your way there in the near future.

    You love taking risks. You love the adrenaline rush of extreme sports. You love taking action. Generally, anything that's idiotic, you're in. Wanna light yourself on fire and dive from a 500 metre high cliff into shark-infested waters? I'll write your name down.

    However, you do need a lot of alone time because that's when you can finally sort things out in your mind most clearly.

    If it wasn't for your analytical and logical skills, I'd vouch that you didn't have a brain at all. The fact that you do have a brain merely means that the likelihood of you being a criminal has just gone up.

    Thankfully, you're most probably a good athlete, which will help when running away from the police. If not, prison doesn't seem too far away from you at all.

    Just please... stay far away from me.

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    Heeheeheehee, I'm a Prick.

    ENTP:

    60% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 33% Judging

    People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

    What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

    Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

    While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

    Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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    Loner - ISFP
    20% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 13% Thinking, 0% Judging


    Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? (That made me laugh so hard) You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

    Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

    Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously. (This passage should have been in the INFP description.)

    Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

    You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Recoleta View Post
    Yup, still ISTJ
    6% Extraversion 40% Intuition 80% Thinking 66% Judging

    "One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

    You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

    You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

    As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

    Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

    Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad."


    Alright, well if I'm so boring I might as well be a jerk face and say that I would have said "spelled" and not "spelt" in the description above...whether or not it was gramatically correct. I think my parents eat some sort of cereal that has something called "spelt flakes" in it. Although, I don't know what those are, and I do not care to try their cereal.
    Oh no, I'd say 'spelt', but that'll be because I'm English rather than American


    I got the same:

    "Borefest - ISTJ
    40% Extraversion, 20% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 93% Judging



    One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
    You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure. [Whatever. At least I'm not an irresponsible idiot.]

    You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

    As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts. [I'm pretty good at coming up with random theories in my seminars actually, and receiving praise for it, no less. Bullshitting is a survival skill.]

    Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets. [Why are we assumed to be neat and tidy? My room's a tip, it's just not a priority for me.]

    Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad. [wrong]"

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    Scumbag- ENFP

    67% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 20% Judging

    =D
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

    P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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