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    Default Horribly Awkward Stories Involving Alcohol (and)

    other substances.

    So the title says it all:

    Horribly Awkward Stories Involving: Alcohol, Other Substances, Bad Judgement, or just Youth

    I have one for tonight.

    Buuuuut, I'll save it for later since it makes me cringe.

    You first!
    “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde

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    A few years ago I turned a peaceful party into a dance party after I half a liter of rum... I don't remember the rest.

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    Hahahaha - ain't no WAY I'm telling what happened to me with my drunk story.

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    I got so drunk once that I couldn't stand and begin throwing up everywhere, my room mates had to carry me into the dorm.

    Also the first time I drank, I mean really drank I passed out and threw up in my friends bed, they were kinda enough to shower me, those were awkward.

    Luckily now, I've learned how to the point that I'm wasted but not throwing up.

    Now this one doesn't have to do with me, but at the last party we had one of the guys who came got really drunk, he happened to have a foot fetish and jerked off to another guy's feet on his face in one of our chairs. (it was him jerking off in our living room that was awkard, both of the guys are gay.)
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    wow. just wow.
    my stories just became too tame for this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InaF3157 View Post

    wow. just wow.
    my stories just became too tame for this thread.
    I'm still not sharing the particulars of my one 'interesting' story.

    I NEVER 'drink' with other people. Typically, it's just me and I'm drinking while I get the laundry knocked out, cleaning the house, or cooking. Helps getting the chores be not such a chore.

    Now that I think about it, I usually cook some pretty good food after several drinks. Probably gets my latent creative ability moving.

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    I've danced and sang like I wouldn't do if I was sober. Unfortunately that's the most awkward stuff I've got. lol

    Oh, I also tried to argue that Kunta Kinte was a famous NBA basketball player...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beat View Post
    I've danced and sang like I wouldn't do if I was sober. Unfortunately that's the most awkward stuff I've got. lol
    I do that aswell, but I don't feel awkard. Nor do I ever regret what I say or do when drunk, except throwing up everywhere, because that's gross.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyst View Post
    I'm still not sharing the particulars of my one 'interesting' story.

    I NEVER 'drink' with other people. Typically, it's just me and I'm drinking while I get the laundry knocked out, cleaning the house, or cooking. Helps getting the chores be not such a chore.

    Now that I think about it, I usually cook some pretty good food after several drinks. Probably gets my latent creative ability moving.
    Now, is the lonesome drinking because you don't want a repeat of your 'interesting' story?

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    Is this solely for the humorous events, or by horrible did you really mean horrible?

    Cuz I got plenty of both.
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