Oh my God... You people clearly have too much spare time!
Besides... As a gourmet, my opinion is that eating with an entirely closed mouth is negative for the taste effect. To experience the full extent of the taste you need to take a little breath in between the start of chewing and the swallowing. I don't do that when I have company, though. Or rather girl company, since you guys are so horrendously touchy when it comes to being gross I think it's ridiculous, and most of you should grow a pair or something... But I guess I have to adapt to please the opposite sex. -_- GAH.