I made a muffled LOL.ESTJ
Good: Like Sherman tanks. Keep things running smoothly. Tough as nails. Very funny dry humor. Loyal to their "platoon" (friends, family, et al). Observant. Social.
Bad: Controlling. Extremely insensitive. Rigid. Stuck in a traditional rut.
Good: Virtually indestructible. Frequently brilliant. Masters of the NOW. Powerhouses. Curious. Upbeat. Charming. Cavalier.
Bad: The ultimate machine of destruction if gone to the dark side. Hard-wearing on the hearts of their loved ones.
Good: Hilarious. Inclusive. Sparkly. Kind hearted without being pushovers. Have an almost logical way of ordering their thoughts.
Bad: Drama bombs. Unbelievably controlling and manipulative. Will not shut up.
Good: Always into something new. Inclusive. Sharing. Generous. Fun. Good-natured. Soft hearted. Open to ideas. Very very loyal. Gives the best hugs. Wicked sense of humor.
Bad: Gorging when unhappy. Defensive. Random. Stand-offish. Moody. Money gets spent willy nilly.
Good: Brains like computers. Love their humor. Very insightful. Catch things others miss. Entrepreneurial. Very generous with their loved ones - will go to any extremes to make sure they're taken care of.
Bad: Te jammed in reverse gear, dragging everyone with it. Cannot leave the potential source of their demise alone.
Good: I'm going to reflect some bias here, but ENTPs are hands-down the warmest sexiest type I can think of. The girls and the guys. They can take a hit too. Funny. Also entrepreneurial like ENTJs. Laid back. Accepting.
Bad: Narcissism. No longer listening. Accusatory tones. Bent on self-destruction. Vulgarity.
Good: Very warm. Dedicated to understanding people. Loyal. Always seeking to stretch what we know into the realm of still mysterious. Will drag you out of the river and stand down zombies to save you.
Bad: Like trying to plug a volcano. Everybody, run. Away. Fast. Like a bunny. Also, tend to shoot first and ask questions later when in a killing mode. Makes emotionally cruel "jokes" and runs people to death.
Good: Super tough. Funny. Clever. Very fraternal and inclusive. Likes everyone to be having a good time. Almost child-like sweetness at times. Not easily corralled by bad people.
Bad: Wants the entire world to be in love with them. And that means YOU. Will not listen to reason, and will destroy like angry Poppin' Fresh with a ray gun until they calm down.
Good: Simply put - can't find a tougher type. The go-to guy/girl. Don't take nonsense. Frequently hysterically funny for some reason. Will fight for you to the last man if they love you. Make the best wingmen ever. Not squeamish at all.
Bad: Emotionally brutal. Cold. Disinterested.
Good: Calm. Clever. Always into something new or unusual. Mentally impossible to break. Determined. Weirdly easy going. Loves you with a level of intensity that you can't imagine. Protective.
Bad: Go find a manual on how to defuse a bomb. Immediately.
Good: SO generous. Caring. Protective. Conversational. That guy/girl you want to have next to you on that long plane ride. Physically tough. Usually have lots of interesting stories. Give and take.
Bad: Passive aggressive like you wouldn't believe. Emotionally dominating. Shut downs. Human door mats.
Good: Crazy as heck. Loads of fun. Very artistic. Very tough. Usually concerned with others and the environment at the same time. Original. Live and let live. Not afraid of experience.
Bad: Self-indulgent. Receding. Lost in their own heads. Indulgent of themselves. Paranoid.
Good: Expert problem solvers. Hilarious dry wit. Delighted by odd things, like a monkey wearing a fez or a second hand Swahili to English dictionary. Collectors of the unusual. Mental stores of fascinating things.
Bad: They think they're smarter than everyone else, even when they clearly aren't. Dour. Bristly.
Good: Warm and willing to go "there" with you if they love you. Very very funny. Relaxed. Gentle with you. Observational. Terribly sexy in an off-kilter way. Knowledgeable.
Bad: Mutants. I'm not kidding. Radioactive glow-in-the-dark mutants. Shoot on sight.
Good: Sacrificial. Cosmic. Crusading. Frequently hilarious. Pastoral. Justice minded. Poetic.
Bad: Intolerable cruelty. Hostage taking. Punishing. Self-indulgent.
Good: Tough tough tough - perhaps the most mentally tough of the NFs. Doesn't flinch from horrifying things. Will get in there and fight hard for you, and then drag you to safety. Intensely loyal. Brings new deeper levels of meaning to just about everything.
Bad: Obtuse. Delusional. Maudlin. Emo.