INTJ: i'd like what you said if i could hear it.
ENTJ: sit down before you kill your feet standing. less being a hard-ass, more self reflection already.
INTP: like a dry martini; shaken, not stirred. not necessarily tasty, but sophisticated nonetheless.
ENTP: on the precipice of over-the-top. living life as it should be (tm).
INFJ: sounds good to you? sounds good to me. we should talk more.
ENFJ: thanks doc, but i wasn't injured in the first place.
INFP: love you when you don't break my concentration ...which is never. just kidding, call me when you're in town.
ENFP: stay cool stay sunny, brother. and ditch the fairy dust.
ISTJ: excellent backup singer for when i forget the lyrics. keep on truckin'.
ESTJ: this isn't russia, it isn't the 1930s; relax the bureaucracy already.
ISFJ: the sex was good; the morning after wasn't.
ESFJ: like vitamins: take once a day to stay healthy.
ISTP: solidly built. if you were a car, i would be driving you.
ESTP: suit up! the perfect wingman.
ISFP: you would buy the same car i'm driving because of me. i leave before you wake up the morning after.
ESFP: the immaturity gets tedious after a while, but your curiosity is cute.