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    Temporal Mechanic. Lexicon's Avatar
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    Default Your Life As a Theme Park...

    So.

    Describe your life for me, as if it were an amusement/theme park.

    Make it as detailed or general as you'd like; it's all yours.
    Cover whatever aspects you wish - admission, rides, games, characters, rules, height requirements, prizes, hours, food, names - your mind's the limit.

    This is, of course, just for fun, to engage your imagination, I s'pose.

    Ok.

    Ready?

    GO
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Massive explosions = Earth's core = bone cages

    General rules:
    -no diving in the lava when the ride is not in session
    -bring enough money to buy water ($10 a dozen per day)
    -we're not responsible for the loss of screaming children
    -please, and this can't be stressed enough. no ENTPs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    -please, and this can't be stressed enough. no ENTPs
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Mirrors, twisting hallways, endless strange rooms.

    You can try to break the mirrors, but that won't work because the mirrors are insubstantial and connect one room to another at random. Every mirror shows all facets of yourself at once as well as your past, present, and future. Time does not exist in this place and just when you think it does, it doubles back on itself just to confuse you. Each room consists of a segment from a dream mishmashed with your past and reality.

    Admission: Your sense of time.

    General rules:

    - No running.
    - No poaching whatever creatures you may see. They may well be your dear Aunt May.
    - We are not responsible if you get lost.
    - No infants or toddlers are permitted.
    - Stop trying, it's too late, fact and fiction are now one. Reality as you know it no longer exists.
    - Electronic devices may or may not function properly. We are not responsible for their improper function.
    - When in doubt, follow your gut.
    "I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference."

    Robert Frost

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    Attractions:

    1. The faster than light rollercoaster, you might just end up in another universe!
    2. Teleportation mazes! Know that in order for you to be reconstructed on one side, you will have to be destroyed on the other!
    3. A LAN hall! For all kinds of multiplayer games!
    4. Vintage computers for all games through all ages.

    Rules:
    -No rules, anything can(and will!) happen.

    (My imagination isn't that great at the moment, it's 3am here. :P )
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    (My imagination isn't that great at the moment, it's 3am here. :P )
    lol!

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    turns out the only ride is an ill-maintained, dilapidated carousel

    the animals look frightening because paint and porcelain are chipping off

    the seats are too hard to be comfortable and the ride generates grinding and screeching sounds while in motion

    also the ride operator is an undisciplined, moody teenager who secretly despises the park's customers and typically fantasizes about pushing some lever and severely maiming them

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    turns out the only ride is an ill-maintained, dilapidated carousel

    the animals look frightening because paint and porcelain are chipping off

    the seats are too hard to be comfortable and the ride generates grinding and screeching sounds while in motion

    also the ride operator is an undisciplined, moody teenager who secretly despises the park's customers and typically fantasizes about pushing some lever and severely maiming them
    Kind of reminds me of a Stephen King novel.
    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    It's not a zero sum game. You're still a dork.

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    It doesn't matter because i had to wait in line for 3 1/2 hours to get in only to find out there is no bathroom and i was dressed inappropriately.

    and i guess you're not supposed to cus in front of kids
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    Look over there it's the "another boring sunday" ride where you can sit around and watch Star Trek reruns, thrilling...

    The highschool ride is a doozy, you just sit around goofing off with a bunch of stoners and weirdos.
    Act your age not your enneagram number.

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