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    Quote Originally Posted by norepinephrine View Post
    Kind of reminds me of a Stephen King novel.
    also there's an ancient ghost dog in there somewhere i guess

    nobody sees that "plot twist" coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    also there's an ancient ghost dog in there somewhere i guess
    and ancient ghost dog poop you need to pick up. no excuses greed. get to!

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    This isn't my life, but is basically my leisure activities, and multiple things from both areas were done this weekend.

    Danger Park:

    Two main areas, motorsports and explosives.

    All equipment must be able to go over 50mph for these:
    -Dirt Bike/ATV trails and jumps.
    -Large Jetski lake with racecourse
    -Go Kart race track.

    Equipment must be able to easily go over 100mph for these
    -Drag Strip
    -2+ Mile Race Course for cars and motorcycles.

    Explosives!----activities include, but are not limited to:
    -Shooting things that explode
    -Thermite
    -TNT
    -Plastic Explosives.
    -Setting off anything flammable, such as gasoline, methanol, methane, hydrogen.
    People are welcome to bring anything else they can think of to set off, along with anything they'd like to blow up/destroy, such as cars, furniture, appliances, or anything else.
    I-95%, S-84%, T-89%, P-84%

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Massive explosions = Earth's core = bone cages

    General rules:
    -no diving in the lava when the ride is not in session
    -bring enough money to buy water ($10 a dozen per day)
    -we're not responsible for the loss of screaming children
    -please, and this can't be stressed enough. no ENTPs


    Ooooh....this will def. be a guaranteed thrill!

    +: At least there won't be problems with line-ups.

    ***********

    Bring your own theme, and ride hard!
    Admission price: respect
    Height requirement: open-mind
    Refund policy: only fun is allowed to be claimed for an eligible reimbursement
    Fine print: if you're jonesing to read this, this park is not for you

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    The only attraction we have are the bumper cars. With emphasis on the bumper. These bumpers are huge. They're too big even... riders can't really even move around.

    And there's a surprisingly large number of people on line. How the fuck does this place even stay in business?

    The pretzels are good...

    My fuckin' theme park is boring.
    we fukin won boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    and ancient ghost dog poop you need to pick up. no excuses greed. get to!
    Do the poop-scoop folks wear neat costumes?
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    It'd be one huge rollercoaster, constructing itself as you go so that ur always kind of afraid of
    *dying horribly falling in a pit made of pure doom or
    *impacting another cart or
    *getting another cart falling on ur head.

    + We'd use fake holographic carts so you never now if it's a real cart falling.
    In case of an accident we'd of course use our contacts in the russian mob to smooth it all up and tell everybody it was one of our awesome holographic thrills.



    ps: the ticket price includes free pop corn
    Your insurance don't cover any physical or psychological trauma once u've entered the scene of the crime. At all.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
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    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocap View Post
    The only attraction blah blah blah
    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post
    It'd be one huge rollercoaster, constructing itself more blah blah blah
    Lexicon, I'm getting this feeling you're their Theme Park. I wanna have some pet ENTPs too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samvega View Post
    Lexicon, I'm getting this feeling you're their Theme Park. I wanna have some pet ENTPs too!



    I have no pets.


    I take it your theme park is non-existant, Tux?

    How abstract and dare I say profound.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Ahhhh, sometimes it is not you who chooses a pet but a pet who chooses you.

    My simplicities are complex so my life as a theme park is simply this.


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