We've all done it--said one thing when we meant to say something else. Whether or not they really mean anything isn't really all that important, but I thought it'd be fun to have a thread of our worst ones.
For example. Today I was talking with some friends about going on a trip soon, and suddenly I remembered my cousin would be in town then. So I got excited and said, "Oh my God, my cousin will be there!"
I don't know how, but "Cousin" came out as "Husband." Awkward for a 17 year old, lol. o.O
What about you guys?