I forgot to add that I would also like to be a famous snowboarding chick and fly all around the world chasing snow!
And Jefferster if you really want to be a bikini inspector I know a factory where you could certainly get work. I mean it's really not tons of fun pulling little scraps of cloth out of plastic bags and inspecting for damage but if that is a life goal I'd like to help. Use my name as a reference. (oh and I don't think you'll have much time to be on a beach and I hope you don't mind being on your feet all day) At least you won't have to wear a hair net.