I couldn't find an old thread regarding the age of everyone on this site, so this one will be in place of that non-existent one.
If you're afraid of getting raped or pillaged because you're stating your age on the forums, then I suggest posting a fake age to up your credentials. I doubt anyone is going to notice
You can do the a/s/l form (age sex location) if you wish. And please don't say yes under sex. We already know, that's why you're here.
Edit: 96 or higher instead of 95 or higher