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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    Your partner of several months takes you home to meet his family and introduces you to their brother who turns out to be the guy you cheated on your partner with the week before (yes, if your a guy it's still his brother).
    She was watching. She likes to do that. She also likes her brother. After a roast dinner you settle by the fireside for a threesome.


    You are dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    You are dead.
    You are at peace, without any worries.

    The world will end in 3 and a half years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheChosenOne View Post
    The world will end in 3 and a half years.
    With a clear time frame you get a lot done. You also refocus on what is important and spend the last six months spending time with your family.


    You are dead. You turn into a zombie.

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    mmmmm......brains!!!!

    you are bankrupt and your dream home is being auctioned, as I type.
    Currently submerged under an avalanche of books and paper work. I may come back up for air from time to time.
    Real life awaits and she is a demanding mistress.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireyPheonix View Post
    you are bankrupt and your dream home is being auctioned, as I type.
    If you don't own it the bank can never repossess it, what would be worse then never owning it? Owning it and having it pulled out from under you. Dodged a bullet with that one.

    You just crashed and burned during an interview for your dream job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    You just crashed and burned during an interview for your dream job.
    You dream of becoming a fighter pilot and crashing and burning is part and parcel of the training. The commanders liked the way you handled yourself after the accident. Your next flight went perfectly in the simulator and you got the job.


    You sneezed too hard and both your eye balls fell out... and rolled down the sewer drain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    You dream of becoming a fighter pilot and crashing and burning is part and parcel of the training. The commanders liked the way you handled yourself after the accident. Your next flight went perfectly in the simulator and you got the job.


    You sneezed too hard and both your eye balls fell out... and rolled down the sewer drain.
    You went on to become the spokeperson for sneezing awareness and from your success as a dedicated and effective spokesperson-was able to go on the colbert report- he made blindness jokes but you thought they were funny, rachel ray and the mother of all shows oprah-who got the foremost expert on eye ball transplants and had you get eyeball replacements right there on her show- it was also on a day where she had her favorite things and you walked away with 2,000 dollars worth of crappola.

    You win miss america but have to be dethroned because your evil twin sister took nude photos of herself but under the guise of you. Little girls everywhere ask you why- and do the say it aint so joe shpiel and mothers everywhere say don't be like her.
    Me and hubby made an RPG Nutrition Game
    Play and Vote July 14th to Aug 14th
    http://www.appsforhealthykids.com/ap...ing-vegetables

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    On the upside you are offered the chance to pose for playboy, which launches your career as a Hollywood movie star. You get revoltingly rich and you never have to answer questions about "World peace" ever again. Bonza!

    However, you do caught up in an enormous sex scandal, involving cod fish, and white latex gimp suits. It gets worse, Tom cruise was involved.
    Currently submerged under an avalanche of books and paper work. I may come back up for air from time to time.
    Real life awaits and she is a demanding mistress.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    You are only caught up in the scandal in that the world chooses you to beat Tom Cruise to death at which point you exert such power over him that you get him to repudiate scientology as nothing more than a science fiction inspired childish wank-fest before you slice off enough layers of his face to make a full packet of doilies.

    You guest star on Two and a Half Men.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mort Belfry View Post
    You guest star on Two and a Half Men.
    Well, at least you get paid, right? =/


    Your house just burnt down, you have no insurance.

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