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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    You messed with your electrical wiring in a really bad way and took down the neighbourhoods power.

    Your neighbours annoy you by playing music until all hours of the night. Nine months later you will be able to visit their new baby.


    My internet connection just crashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    Your neighbours annoy you by playing music until all hours of the night. Nine months later you will be able to visit their new baby.


    My internet connection just crashed.
    At least now you can actually visit with the relatives on Easter.

    You come home to find that your dog has eaten all of your furniture, momentos, cd's and the cat.
    Embrace the possibilities.

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    Re-decorating is always easier when there's no furniture or pesky cats getting in the way. Good work Rover.

    You get back to the parking lot after spending all day shopping to find some bastard has keyed your car from bonnet to boot.

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    You sell your dogs x-ray to several women's magazines for tens of thousands of dollars. Several groups compete to buy your dog in the ongoing quest for the answer to swift pollution control. Especially oil spills.



    You ate too many Easter eggs and threw up on your mother in law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    You get back to the parking lot after spending all day shopping to find some bastard has keyed your car from bonnet to boot.
    Paint has caked up in the key and he is unable to get in his own car. Luckily he had a steady hand and the scratch runs right down the middle making your jalopy resemble a GT40 or Ford Cobra.


    You were hit in the balls by a cricket ball causing them to swell like kiwifruit..

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    At least your mates got a laugh!

    You've lost your job and you have $2 in the bank.
    Currently submerged under an avalanche of books and paper work. I may come back up for air from time to time.
    Real life awaits and she is a demanding mistress.

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    Money is the root of all evil, or so they say, and think about all the free time you'll have on your hands.

    Your bath overflowed and flooded your entire house.

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    On the plus side, you can finally use that scuba gear you bought two years ago.

    Your car breaks down in a foreign country.
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    Luckily you're in the country that manufactures your car.

    You find out that you have married a pedophile and they have been raping your children.
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    People will understand when you kill him. You might even get a reduced sentence.

    you suddenly go so crazy that you no longer comprehend what is going on around you.
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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