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    Quote Originally Posted by pure_mercury View Post
    Positive: Your spirit also got drunk, and you got it into bed.


    Problem: You vomited all over a girl outside a bar.
    and? Am I proud of myself? Yes

    You're a psychopath. You don't act too crazy but you can't think straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    and? Am I proud of myself? Yes

    You're a psychopath. You don't act too crazy but you can't think straight.
    It doesn't really matter to you anyway, so you effectively have ultimate freedom.


    Your red crayon breaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    It doesn't really matter to you anyway, so you effectively have ultimate freedom.
    Oh, I was responding to pure_mercury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    It doesn't really matter to you anyway, so you effectively have ultimate freedom.


    Your red crayon breaks.
    Now you have two!

    Your best friend is actually imaginary!
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    At least it keeps things cheap on birthdays and Christmas time.


    Your dog really did eat your homework.

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    At least I was honest.


    You're responsible for a sixteen car pile up on the interstate causing horrible back up on your way home from a very exhausting day.

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    You get to have a nice rest on the ambulance stretcher

    You're right handed. Your right hand fell off.

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    Sounds like a good excuse for not doing a whole bunch of chores that are better suited to the two-hand sort. Awesome!


    You just ran over your neighbours expensive show dog.

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    You can sleep soundly at night without the incessant yapping. Also you will enjoy lovely sausage rolls at the pet funeral after carrying poochie over and claiming some hoon ran him over.


    A mp3 was at a higher frequency on my ipod and blew my ear drums out.

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    Good news, you won't have to waste anymore of your hard earned money on CDs.

    You messed with your electrical wiring in a really bad way and took down the neighbourhoods power.

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