A giant meteor crashes into the Earth and kills 90% of the population and renders 75% of the world's landmass unusable.
The other 10% of the population are all the INTPs who saved themselves and nobody else through various ingenious means and the resulting 25% of the planet is more than enough for people who don't go outside anyway.
Your lack of faith is blamed for causing a horrible disaster and you are pursued by a large religious body intent on using you for sacrifice.
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to watch this show.