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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaula View Post
    At least now you'll get that opportunity to travel!

    You discover that you have contracted aids through medical malpractice.
    Now I can say "I have aids", and it'll be double the funny!

    Your house explodes.
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    Now I can say "I have aids", and it'll be double the funny!

    Your house explodes.
    Extreme Makeover will make you a new one.

    You accidentally run over a dog, race it to vet but get it's blood all over your clean white shirt just before your psychological evaluation.
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    Now I can say "I have aids", and it'll be double the funny!

    Your house explodes.
    You find Lenny the hamster.

    You invested a boat load of money to go to school to become a chef, and after graduating you lose taste in your tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    You find Lenny the hamster.

    You invested a boat load of money to go to school to become a chef, and after graduating you lose taste in your tongue.
    You write a sitcom based on the idea and sell it for millions.

    You are executed for a crime you didn't commit.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mort Belfry View Post
    You write a sitcom based on the idea and sell it for millions.

    You are executed for a crime you didn't commit.
    You get to feel good about not being an idiot like the court, and you feel good about not doing the crime. I feel good about myself about to get executed!

    You're pregnant at the age of 72 and don't have an abortionist available.

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    You're pregnant with John Connor and he ends the war.

    You have a flesh eating virus in your scrotum.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    You get to feel good about not being an idiot like the court, and you feel good about not doing the crime. I feel good about myself about to get executed!

    You're pregnant at the age of 72 and don't have an abortionist available because it's freakin World War III.
    At least you'll get tax deductions.

    A giant meteor crashes into the Earth and kills 90% of the population and renders 75% of the world's landmass unusable.
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    At least you'll get tax deductions.

    A giant meteor crashes into the Earth and kills 90% of the population and renders 75% of the world's landmass unusable.
    It becomes easier to enslave the world because there are less people and authority, not to mention the meteor secreted a virus that made half of them retardedly submissive.

    You forgot the milk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    It becomes easier to enslave the world because there is less people.

    You forgot the milk!
    You're just screwed, sorry.

    You're being chases by a herd of wild platypi.
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    A giant meteor crashes into the Earth and kills 90% of the population and renders 75% of the world's landmass unusable.
    The other 10% of the population are all the INTPs who saved themselves and nobody else through various ingenious means and the resulting 25% of the planet is more than enough for people who don't go outside anyway.

    Your lack of faith is blamed for causing a horrible disaster and you are pursued by a large religious body intent on using you for sacrifice.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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