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    Quote Originally Posted by something boring View Post
    Salt.

    Why isn't the sky purple?
    Because you unconsciously knew it wouldn't be purple.

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    The Spanish Armada.

    How far east can you go before you're heading west?
    12 nautical miles.

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    Salt.

    Why isn't the sky purple?
    Because God's pet parrot ate all the purple paint.

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    More than in a church nowadays.

    What does magenta mean?
    One fish, two fish.


    How is yogurt made?
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Because you unconsciously knew it wouldn't be purple.

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    to leave room for the elves that eat it when you close the box.

    What is the purpose of mosquitoes?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    12 nautical miles.



    Because God's pet parrot ate all the purple paint.



    One fish, two fish.


    How is yogurt made?
    Chicken.

    Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by something boring View Post
    to leave room for the elves that eat it when you close the box.

    What is the purpose of mosquitoes?
    To steal blood from the rich and give it to the decomposing.

    What do you call male ballerinas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Chicken.

    Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
    Reinforced titanium endoskeletal skull braces.

    If a ninja and a pirate both simultaneously walked into a bar, what would the zombie robot do?
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Chicken.

    Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
    they took an asprin.



    Do trees get head aches?
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    Reinforced titanium endoskeletal skull braces.

    If a ninja and a pirate both simultaneously walked into a bar, what would the zombie robot do?
    This would never happen, but let's say it did, then the zombie robot would probably kill the ninja and buy the pirate kegs on the house.

    When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    Reinforced titanium endoskeletal skull braces.

    If a ninja and a pirate both simultaneously walked into a bar, what would the zombie robot do?
    Promptly devour the other two.

    If a tree falls in the woods, and you think it might be gray, was it there?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by something boring View Post
    Promptly devour the other two.

    If a tree falls in the woods, and you think it might be gray, was it there?
    No, it was on Mars.

    What is a face?
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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