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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    What's the catch?
    I'm the catch. I'm about to fall off a cliff.

    How do you pronounce gravy train?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    He was created by aliens, so that makes him an alien robot.

    Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
    Because the people who decide what color it should be suck. I want purple toilet water.

    where does your brain live?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    What's the catch?

    Is the cat dead or alive?
    Depends on if it's in the box or not.

    What kind of house has a chimney but no windows or doors?
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    What's the catch?

    Is the cat dead or alive?
    Schrodinger isn't.

    Is it possible to be happy with being unhappy?


    edit: Lol, everyone posting at the same time. CHAOS! xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Depends on if it's in the box or not.

    What kind of house has a chimney but no windows or doors?
    One made by a retarded architect.

    Who paid the architect?
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
    - Costrin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post

    Is the cat dead or alive?
    It's situational.

    what if bowling pins were alive and had feelings?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by something boring View Post
    Because the people who decide what color it should be suck. I want purple toilet water.

    where does your brain live?
    Depends on its budget.

    What's your favorite animal and why does it suck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    One made by a retarded architect.

    Who paid the architect?
    I did. I wanted to help him.

    When will I ever learn?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Depends on its budget.

    What's your favorite animal and why does it suck?
    purple people eaters. they suck because they aren't here.

    How come I can't physically live inside my head?
    "Don�t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman


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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons View Post
    Depends on its budget.

    What's your favorite animal and why does it suck?
    Human. It wants to.

    Right or left?
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
    - Costrin

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