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    Artisan Conquerer Halla74's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biaxident View Post
    You forgot the second part.

    "Just let me finish my six-pack, then I'll meet you at the titty-bar at nine."


    Bwwwaaahhhh!!!!

    Amen, Reverend Biaxident. Can I get a Hallelujah?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    Bwwwaaahhhh!!!!

    Amen, Reverend Biaxident. Can I get a Hallelujah?!?!

    HALLelujah!!!

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    Lutheranism: "I liked Catholicism, but not the guilt."

    Atheism: "I have faith that your faith is wrong."

    Agnosticism: "I'm indecisive...or maybe I'm not..."

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    Evangelicals: "I got Jesus and gravity, what the hell do you have?"

    Quote Originally Posted by soccerjunkie1996 View Post
    Lutheranism: "I liked Catholicism, but not the guilt."
    That's the Episcopal Church.

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    Agnosticism: "I don't know! *cries*"
    "I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference."

    Robert Frost

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    Methodists are Baptists with shoes.

    Presbyterians are Methodists with a college education.

    Anglicans are Presbyterians with money.

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    shoes - check
    college education - check
    money - ........when do I get that?

    Quakers: "I will never engage in combat unless I witness another Friend throwing away a plastic cup"
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Church of England: God's Frozen People. (I didn't come up with that, but can vouch for its truth, btw)
    "Only an irrational dumbass, would burn Jews." - Jaguar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kangirl View Post
    Church of England: God's Frozen People. (I didn't come up with that, but can vouch for its truth, btw)
    That reminds me of some of the things a former pastor of mine used to say (He was an Anglican working for a Pentecostal Church.)

    "The frozen chosen!"

    "Have you been baptised in lemon juice?"

    "Charismaniacs and Pestecostals"


    Atheist: "BUT FAITH IS UNREASONABLE!"

    (A good atheist friend of mine (who also happens to be a T) comes to this conclusion every time someone talks to him about religion. My reply normally is: "So what?")

    Evangelical: "I just got laid off, somebody broke into my house and my neighbour just drove over my cat but Praise the Lord!!"

    That also reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

    "What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

    Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

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    Scientology: "You are the ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP OTHERS!"

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