"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
It has recently come to my attention that the internet provides a large array of images and backgrounds featuring nude or semi-nude women who display their most impressive assets. These women range from famous celebrities, models, and even amateur women. Many of these photos even utilize professional photography, enhancing the quality of the picture. Might I suggest a google search for backgrounds that display scantily clad women?
Dear penguiny member,
You're awful at typing and I'm disappointed that you didn't have anything important to say to me. Coupled with your absence on ventrilo yesterday, I might be forced to reevaluate our relationship.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
Dear ENFJ member, I was not talking to you, so buzz off! Secondly you exist as the lowest social tier of "people" I know and you will stay there eternally. There is no need to "reevaluate our relationship". I only talk to you because other members tell me how lowly you are and that I should pity you as one would a bug. Not just any bug, a useless and overly emotional bug. Did I just call you useless? My apologies, have a hug.
I will most likely not be on Vent tonight due to forced upon socializing. Also I no longer want to have deal with you there. You are a pestilence to the Vent peeps. I have requested Ivy to ban you.
I hope the above statement was positive enough not to close the thread, and secondly you should ban the ENFJ because he/she is a useless and emotional bug who threatens the fun quotient of the server. It is in our best interest. Thanks for doing a great job.
I wished the person you debased would defend him/herself as she/he would be irritated if I went off on you.
I am glad you came back. I like reunions, and just another 'INFP' to mess with. I will respond to you soon enough in your blog.
I miss you already, so short a leave and this place has diminished a little.
You no longer talk to me. Which saddens me as I miss our conversations.
Dear Vent Peeps,
You guys are awesome. Don't let the ENFJ take you guys out.
Have I written enough 'Dear members' to entertain you people? Secondly, I'm exhausted, but forced to stay awake, so pay me no mind.
Love wouldn't exist without loneliness to inspire it.
Peach yogurt is made of love. And gnome kidneys. - Domino
I can cope and will cope without polluting my lungs. - Saslou