we could RULE afternoon television... with an iron fist!
then we could buy a private island and make it into a supervillain-like lair with trained monkeys and dolphins as servants and such and make even more money starting a reality television program about it
sincerely, your future network partner
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett