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  1. #1601
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Dear member, there's nothing funny about a joke that's been said 100 times.
    Dear member,

    comedy is subjective..
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    watch where you're driving f$cktards! I have the right of way!!! :steam:

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    Dear member, why did the chicken cross the road?

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    dear member,

    be nice to my thinking brain dog... his paws are getting tired!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    dear member,

    awesome signature
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Dear member,

    take a long break. You need it.

    "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
    Victor Hugo



    LII/INTj (Analyst) - 1w9 Sp/Sx - RC|O|EI - Melancholy/Choleric

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    dear member,

    every time a baby cries, someone is bitten by a mosquito or the beer is stale... it's all your fault

    that one's for you Sytpg!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Dear Member,

    Sometimes when I write I don't know where it is coming from. Particularly with you. That is why I had not been writing to you as much. Simply, I don't know what I will say next...and in all truthfulness, its a bit unnerving.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Dear Member -

    You act like an ass on here. I bet you are puppy in real life.

    Dear Member -

    I fucking love you

    Dear Member -

    You amuse me so much.
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    St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.

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    Dear Member,

    I cannot cook and give you road head at the same time. Pick which you value more.

    And...what the eff are grits?

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    Dear member:

    I’ve rigged the tires on a bus load of children to explode when they’re driving over the mountain pass. You have 12 hours to decode the following message and do something about it:
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    Rattle, rumble
    A bus on its way
    ‘tis the very last day of school today

    Singling and laughing,
    Spirits are high
    To teachers and books
    To all goodbye

    Tire explodes
    Metal screams
    Laughing ceases
    They know what it means

    Over the embankment the vehicle plunged
    And to their deaths the riders lunged.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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