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    Riva
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    Default funny shit that go through guy's/your mind when they ask girls out?

    what lines go through their minds when they ask her out? when guys say-

    hey do you wanna go out with me? are you free this Sunday? etc

    BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT TO REALLY ASK HER???? when you simply ask her out?[B]

    ESTP - do you do threesomes?

    INTJ - are you fertile?

    ENTP - do i have to remember your name?

    INFP - do you like poetry?

    INFJ - are you sad? i only like sad girls.

    ESTJ - do you follow a time table?
    Last edited by Riva; 04-03-2009 at 06:28 AM.

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    The Memes Justify the End EcK's Avatar
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    ENTP - do i have to remember your name?

    yes ! Nice one

    for me it's often something like 'How can I make this seem as far from a commitment of any sort as possible'
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
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    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post
    for me it's often something like 'How can I make this seem as far from a commitment of any sort as possible'
    hahahah

    For me, it means asking "is this actually going to have long-term potential?"

    but i also know a lot of ENFPs are whores like to play the field so don't take this as ENFP gospel

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    Perfect Gentleman! =D d@v3's Avatar
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    You forgot ISTJ!

    ISTJ- "Will you just hurry up and say yes so we can go on to the next step?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by d@v3 View Post
    You forgot ISTJ!

    ISTJ- "Will I ever get to stick it in your pooper?"
    FTFY.

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    ESTP = "Hey, let's go grab a bite to eat. BTW, I had a vasectomoy a few years ago, and just got a few samples of Viagra from my physician, can you help me figure out how well it works?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    FTFY.

    And I thought entps were the mean ones.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
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    Quote Originally Posted by d@v3 View Post
    You forgot ISTJ!

    ISTJ- "Will just hurry up and say yes so we can go on to the next step?!"
    ISTJ: "Are you free this Saturday?" means "Are you free this Saturday?"


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    Last time i did it a woman was just commin from getting a new hair do. I said "it would sure be a waste if that hair do went unnoticed tonight" What went through my brain while saying that is 'do i have to put it in the form of a question'
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    ENTJ - What are your plans?

    Hahaha
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