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    Default Let's upset the S/N world balance.

    I could hypothesize on what would happen if the iNtuition vs. Sensing ratio were to be dramatically altered, but I won't. I want to "see" what would happen. (But what do you all think?) I could hypothesize on whether or not S or N preferences are genetic, and though I suspect they are in some way, I won't bother with that either. (But what do you all think?)

    I am calling all NTs and NFs to put down your books and your bongs; stop waxing esoteric and philosophic and wax that *ss.

    I admit that since we've been held under Sensor domination for so long, we may've lost some of our instinctive motivations such as world domination and tantric sex. I am hoping to repair these broken dreams with your help. If you are unsure how to "wax that *ss" I will be happy to disseminate iNtuitive on iNtuitive pr0n to show you how it's done --given that this method has proven so successful with captive pandas. I will however, require time to obtain an acceptable number of volunteers among the NT and NF populace to provide such pr0n. (The ENTP and ENFP sign up list will be provided in short order.)

    Thank you all for your cooperation and let the multiplication of our kind begin. (<---Note math pun.)

    Sincerely,
    A Concerned Intuitive

    P.S. I have taken under consideration the need for a social group dedicated to this mission. I am accepting any tenders of future membership and group name suggestions.
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    I can take out the trash! I'm at least aware of that much!
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    Okay, so, what? You're asking NTs and NFs to breed or something? Or are you making a porno?

    I'm so lost. I read your OP and thought that you were dancing around a point you were trying to make but were too afraid to just say it.

    But yeah, I don't particularly like children. End of story. Count me out of your breeding program. If that is what you are after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyrielle View Post
    Count me out of your breeding program.
    No one's been counted in yet. I only need to hear from those interested. Exit is that-away. :points: You're blocking potential queue space.


    -Apologies. My Ti has kicked in.-
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    Seeing as most of our sex takes place in the mind, though not necessarily with each other either, we’ve got a higher birthrate of ideas. I suppose you'll find this unsatisfactory for your aims.

    S/N traits are inherent but not genetically inherited so we may just spawn….an NS COMBO. FTW. Seeing as it was my idea, I demand the world pay me royalty fees three generations over.

    That is the future. Stronger halfbreeds. Let the division begin. (<--)

    However, as I've yet to physically step out of my house for the past three weeks, I suppose now's as good a time as any to volunteer to test you(r idea) out first. Your offer to dissimenate has captured my interest and grown ion me.

    Btw, whatever happened to the pandas?

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    Dear Iwakar,
    Feel free to count me in. But there's one problem.. I ain't planning on raising all those kids. Hell no.
    So I hope you won't mind me donating some eggs instead.

    Sincerely yours, Sade.

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    Is there any way we can get the fun of breeding without the pregnancy/labor part? Canada has a great clone vat system we could employ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post
    Is there any way we can get the fun of breeding without the pregnancy/labor part? Canada has a great clone vat system we could employ.
    Once we get those amazing sex robots the Japanese create in the next 20 years, it's all over from there. I'll be the first Scarlett Johansson Fembot purchaser.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Once we get those amazing sex robots the Japanese create in the next 20 years, it's all over from there. I'll be the first Scarlett Johansson Fembot purchaser.
    This is counter-productive thinking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post
    Is there any way we can get the fun of breeding without the pregnancy/labor part? Canada has a great clone vat system we could employ.
    What are you afraid for, when you're participating to a task so much greater than yourself? What are our tiny lives compared to world domination? We're talking about the survival of our specie!

    You should think to your duty as an iNtuitive girl first!
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