*looks around* Seems like I'm one of the few people here who wouldn't get arrested for dating you, Costrin. Howeva, despite your awesome pirate moustache, I am afraid there's too much competition for me to drive one thousand miles and fight off all those lovely ladies vying for Costrin/lesbian action.
Okay, let's get this all cleared up:
All of us are legally allowed to date Costrin... so long as the dating doesn't lead to some other stuff.
There is no reason to be afraid to simply show him some just because of his age.