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    Default Let's play, Blame the Illuminati!

    Okay- here is the game- someone give a subject, question, situation or item

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    why are muffins so good?

    someone else take the subject, situation or item and make a paranoid conspiracy theory involving it- explain how this thing is involved in a plot by the Illuminati to control the world, gain power, or control the population.

    example 2: muffins are so good because the illuminati has infiltrated the muffin making business and has put an addictive drug inside it to make people become addicted- overeat and eventually get diabetes- in an effort to drum up more business for the insulin cartel and as a side affect- control the population.

    now I will give you a subject to make an answer with.

    Why is the DMV so poorly managed and is such a nightmare place to have to go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladypinkington View Post
    Why is the DMV so poorly managed and is such a nightmare place to have to go?
    Awesome!

    The reason the DMV is so poorly managed is due to the fact that the DMV was actually began by the Illuminati. Standing in long lines is a core belief of the Illuminati and is incorporated into many of their customs. It is rooted in the belief that standing for long periods of time in one place brings you closer to the supreme being because then it makes it easier to find you. This is incorporated into standing with others to form the fraternal bond. The zig-zag pattern is sometimes used with rope barriers as the symbol of the supreme being which has found its way into popular culture as a symbol of sleep: "Zzzzzz"


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    Quote Originally Posted by BryNTP View Post
    Awesome!

    The reason the DMV is so poorly managed is due to the fact that the DMV was actually began by the Illuminati. Standing in long lines is a core belief of the Illuminati and is incorporated into many of their customs. It is rooted in the belief that standing for long periods of time in one place brings you closer to the supreme being because then it makes it easier to find you. This is incorporated into standing with others to form the fraternal bond. The zig-zag pattern is sometimes used with rope barriers as the symbol of the supreme being which has found its way into popular culture as a symbol of sleep: "Zzzzzz"
    Oh you are awesome! You really put your heart into man- great job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladypinkington View Post
    Oh you are awesome! You really put your heart into man- great job!
    Oops, I think I forgot a part of the game. To put out a new topic:

    Why do people always freeze when they step onto an escalator? You will often see people on moving walkways still walking but very rarely do you see people still moving on escalators?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BryNTP View Post
    Why do people always freeze when they step onto an escalator? You will often see people on moving walkways still walking but very rarely do you see people still moving on escalators?
    Escalators were originally invented in 1822 (note the numbers add up to 13). Originally called the Poena via ut Olympus, aka The Painway to Heaven, the device consisted of a series of steps that could be manually raised. The bottom steps consisted of shackles, while at the top were razor sharp 'claws'.

    It was a gruesome device, and the fable is that as people approached the heavens, they would see the light and speak any truth the inquisitor sought. To this day, the innate and paralyzing fear of such an unseemly fate courses through the veins of humanity. Which is why people stay still on escalators.

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    Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?

    Because the illuminati are screwing with your head... Really the sun raises in random directions every day... but the illuminati turn the earth's magetism about at night so that it aligns with the proper "direction" with the sun... and we see that it rises in the "east".

    There really is no north, east, south, west...

    Why do we always get traffic jams in rush hour?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightning View Post

    Why do we always get traffic jams in rush hour?
    Because the Illuminati are in control of the power grid. They have been secretly funneling money away that they have been saving by leaving intersection lights red for longer (red light has a longer wavelength than green or yellow, therefore it takes longer for the red light to come out and uses less energy). They have been investing all of the saved money into online foreclosure auctioneering graduate degree programs.

    Why is clockwise clockwise?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BryNTP View Post
    Why is clockwise clockwise?
    The Illuminati believe that everything should move to the right- as right equals might and might equals right. They believe that nothing is mightier then time- therefore they have set out to design all the clocks of the world to operate in a clockwise fashion. It is the closest they can come to actually controlling time. Clockwise is the correct "wise" because it goes to the right-right and wise just go together in their reasoning. There was once a man who tried making counterclockwise clocks that kept the same accuracy of time- but he was quickly disposed of- and anyone sporting those sort of clocks are hunted down. Digital clocks and watches are looked down on and never worn by the Illuminati- they believe in always having an arrow show the way. This is also why you will never see any Illuminati in Australia as their toilets flush counterclockwise and is therefore celebrating the unwise, in their eyes shows weakness not might- as like I said before right always equals might and vice versa, if you see a person in Australia with a clocwise flushing toilet- you know you have found a proficient member who had it specially installed and designed.

    It doesn't stop there either this sick fascination with rightness,- they have been known to only take right turns when driving, they always sleep on the right side of the bed, and they can be subtly identified as they tend to wear right footed shoes on both feet.


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    Why is the alphabet in such a confusing order? The keyboard starts with m and ends with q. Cops can more easily justify an arrest? In order to flip someone off with a keyboard, can one just type nuj if they're right handed and ced if they're a lefty? Or does that divulge to much information to a reader as to the writers hand preferance? Or could one just type using a mirror?
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladypinkington View Post
    WHERE DO ALL THE SOCKS DISAPPEAR TO?
    In the early 1950's Illuminati researchers at Yale's bio-genetics laboratory discovered that the nail bed of the big toe is the most reliable source of DNA that can identify any given individual. Other bodily tissues contain only enough DNA to accomplish their purpose, thus disproving the theory that cells of the human body are totipotent.

    The Illuminati's application of this science has been to obtain samples of big-toe-nail-bed (BTNB) DNA from individuals that are identified as posing any type of risk to the Illuminati's legitimacy to rule in future decades. Good scores on standardized test? Discipline report at school or work? Speeding tickets? Jaywalking citation? The purpetratitors of all these offenses are proven to possess a codon of genetic information that pre-disposes them to be whistleblowers and future instigators of a credibility crisis.

    How then does the Illuinati propose to monitor and control these outcasts? By confiscating the socks of the offenders mentined above in a secret manner, obtaining the BTND DNA from the toe-jam in the socks, and associating it with the individuals SSN in the BBDB (Big Brother Data Base) it is possible to monitor, if not outright frame these hooligans for crimes that allow them to be safely put into the custody of the state and scheduled for a chemical lobotomy at the earliest convenience.

    So, when you can't find missing socks under the dryer, or behind your bed be sure to watch your back, and be good. YOU jave been put on the BTNB DNA list, and YOU are now being monitored...

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