I call hypocrite for your completely irrational views, based on some pseudo-intellectual bullshit about unicorns. You reply:
How otherwise intelligent people are falling for your carrot-and-stick approach to this forum escapes me (the carrot being your 'contriteness' for your ludicrous views, the stick being your general troll-ishness). Genuinely it does. I love the way this thread has moved from your uncivilised* views on women to your oh-so-sad life.
If you really cared enough to change you would have already; marriage won't do it for you.
*Like Oberon, I don't believe in cultural relativism - some ideas are just so ridiculous/abhorrent that they do not deserve the facade of debate. Unfortunately many people are too embarassed to admit this.