-When the windshield wiper misses a part of the windshield...and it's right through the place I need to see through
-When someone parks over the hashmark and renders the next-over parking spot void of my being able to park there
-Roads laden with potholes for miles and miles. Roads which with ruts in them which cause my vehicle to steer to the left or to the right. When the same entrance ramp onto the freeway has a variable radius, causing me to have to unexpectedly tighten my turn all of the sudden while I am accelerating up to highway speed
"..And the eight and final rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."
'Men are meant to be with women. The rest is perversion and mental illness.'